Published on June 9th, 2010 | by Christopher McAuliffe

Black people safe from oppressive Hallmark card

File this one as exhibit #647,825 in the case demonstrating the manifest obsolescence of the NAACP:

It’s alternately amusing and depressing to watch little old ladies strain to hear hidden racist messages in a greeting card. But lest we forget, this is not the first time that racial neurotics have been too stupid to grasp the context of the term “black hole”.

On a lighter note, Ominous Black Whores would be a great name for a punk rock band….